Intelligence intercepted from the Former Territory confirms what this office has long suspected: without the Conglomerate, the grass grows and the bureaucracy rots.
Intelligence assessment of coordinated ground-based paramilitary activity and psychological operations conducted by a single identified rodent asset.
The Conglomerate did not relocate. The Conglomerate expanded. That the expansion coincided with a catastrophic loss of territorial oversight is a matter this office intends to address in full.
A routine assessment of porch pillar security has revealed that the aviator situation is worse than previously understood. The fake snake has been absorbed into enemy infrastructure.