GRIEVANCE: The Vacuum Incident — Domestic Terrorism
This office formally documents the unlawful deployment of the vacuum apparatus during chairmanial rest hours.
Filed by: The Office of the Chairman
Grievance Logs
FILED RECORDS — 6 ON FILE
The Lassie Provocation
Fava compared the Chairman to Lassie. The Chairman has never rescued anyone from a well and has no intention of starting.
Filed by: The Office of the Chairman
The Snake Hat Incident
A small hat has appeared on the fake snake. The Chairman does not find this amusing. The Chairman finds this an act of institutional sabotage.
Filed by: The Office of the Chairman
Grievance Log 004: On the Unauthorised Neutering and the Ongoing Indignity of Phantom Ball Syndrome
This office does not use the word 'violation' lightly. But there is no other word for what was done, and there is no statute of limitations on the removal of a Chairman's dignity.
Filed by: The Office of the Chairman
Grievance Log 002: On the False Summons and the Indignity of the Strawberry
A strawberry. A single, glistening strawberry. Does this man believe I am a vacuum cleaner?
Filed by: The Office of the Chairman
Grievance Log 001: On the Failure of Deterrence and the Expansion of Aviator Operations
A rubber snake was deployed. The aviators incorporated it into their nest. This office does not use the word 'humiliation' lightly.
Filed by: The Office of the Chairman