THE CONGLOMERATE
Office of the Chairman

File a Grievance with the Office of the Chairman

The Office of the Chairman accepts grievances, petitions, intelligence reports, and territorial disputes from citizens, subjects, and concerned parties. All submissions are reviewed by the Chairman personally, between naps.

Submissions deemed frivolous will be noted in the petitioner's permanent file. Submissions deemed interesting may be escalated to an official filing. The Chairman reserves the right to respond, ignore, or issue a formal ruling at his discretion.

Anonymity is permitted but not respected.
For official correspondence only. The Chairman does not send newsletters. He sends decrees.

By submitting this filing, the petitioner acknowledges that the Chairman's response — or lack thereof — constitutes a complete and final resolution. There is no appeals process. There is only the Chairman.

Submissions may be entered into the Conglomerate public archive as official filings, rulings, or intelligence reports. Personal information will be redacted at the Chairman's discretion, which is to say: if he feels like it.