A bird-named corporation has been manufacturing networked surveillance devices designed for installation inside sovereign households. The porch pillars were not enough.
A bag was opened in the kitchen. Resources were deployed. It was lettuce.
Extended surveillance report on the unidentified feline entity designated FAX-1, whose intentions and allegiances remain subject to ongoing investigation.
The Field Intelligence Division has obtained evidence suggesting the aviators are not biological organisms. The implications for every prior assessment are staggering.
Within forty-eight hours of opening the Public Record to international observation, fifteen sovereign nations accessed Conglomerate files. The Chairman was not surprised. He was, however, monitoring.