Personnel Review 001: Fava — Annual Performance Assessment
Fava continues to serve in a provisional operational capacity. His position remains, as it has always been, conditional.
Filed by: The Office of the Chairman
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Medical Advisory 001: On Phantom Ball Syndrome and the Ongoing Failure of Recognition
They are gone. I know this. But I feel them still — a weight that is no longer there, pressing against the morning air like a memory that refuses to be neutered.
Grievance Log 002: On the False Summons and the Indignity of the Strawberry
A strawberry. A single, glistening strawberry. Does this man believe I am a vacuum cleaner?
Grievance Log 001: On the Failure of Deterrence and the Expansion of Aviator Operations
A rubber snake was deployed. The aviators incorporated it into their nest. This office does not use the word 'humiliation' lightly.
A Statement from the Chairman Regarding the State of Affairs
The Conglomerate has been silent. That silence ends today.